MushroomToaster

• Body: I have no energy and it's 1am. You should probably go to bed
• Brain: That's a good point. Let me just finish reading the last week's worth of tweets from the 74 people I follow.
• 2 hours later
• Body: I f***ing hate you
• Brain: Shhh, i can't hear YouTube

• Paul: I'm in the food court or, as the French call it, "le food courté"
• Graham: Isn't it "LA food courté"?
• Paul: It depends on what restaurants are there. If they are girly restaurants it is "la", if it is manly places like steakhouses and burger joints then it is "le"
• Graham: What if they're exceptionally girly burger joints? Like, Princess Ruffle's Fluffy Burger Castle?
• Paul: It can go either way. That is why France has Académie Française, to make those kind of tough calls.
• Graham: Truly, a merci-less job.

robsheridan:

Nick Cave’s letter to MTV offering a pleasantly hilarious rejection of his MTV Award nomination in 1996.

bloody-sabbath:

lascaldaferri:

Thank you Kris for bringing this into my life.

10knotes:

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck this guy does not give.

swag .

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thingsmycathates:

My Cat Hates: Nyan Cat

Too bad he has had to become that which he hates the most. 

Nyan. 

thingsmycathates:

My cat hates: Nerf Battles

A suggestion from the first Google+ Hangout Comic Jam. If you want to follow me on Google+ it’s http://gplus.to/kathleen

thingsmycathates:

My cat hates: all the same fonts you do. 

thingsmycathates:

My cat hates: Roy Earle.

Spoiler alert: Roy Earle is a douchetool.